tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post322729358295636096..comments2024-01-17T14:49:45.625-08:00Comments on Get off my Lawn Kid: Bands That Suck Balls: Fleet FoxesBagzzzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00990996422277984562noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-945004969303477612022-10-25T13:19:44.975-07:002022-10-25T13:19:44.975-07:00The Fleet Foxes kinda sound like the lovechild of ...The Fleet Foxes kinda sound like the lovechild of Crosby, Stills, and Nash, Coldplay, and a boys church choir. lmao!!!!!!! (btw I love the FF but this is hilarious and accurate)CBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18422291887207884294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-17747986985192974782021-02-26T17:12:49.243-08:002021-02-26T17:12:49.243-08:00Still as true today as when written. Initially, I ...Still as true today as when written. Initially, I thought their music innocuous, repetitive, and melodically lacking, but for the most part benign. Upon extended listening (an intial, Alexa curated hour), I was crawling the walls, recoiling from their annoyingly bland, vanilla pudding pop. Unable to ignore their cloying precociousness, I soon developed something similar to Mary Hart Syndrome (explored at length in an episode of Seinfeld) where the mere sound of the group inhaling to ready their next line of aural pablum caused my scrotum to shrivel and my hair to fall out.<br /><br />I thank the host of this site for the opportunity to vent these feelings and to warn others.JoeCoffeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07514701620797824220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-64979899363974218932020-09-23T11:12:55.528-07:002020-09-23T11:12:55.528-07:00SO true,a useless bunch of wanna be indie starz......SO true,a useless bunch of wanna be indie starz...music like a riot stinky, uselss & just loud... the hipster doofi seem to disagree Fleet Foxes is boring, sounds like every OTHER INDIE DPSHET band......Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03457999404527214482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-17201148825056567902020-09-22T14:22:57.902-07:002020-09-22T14:22:57.902-07:00All I did was google "fleet foxes suck" ...All I did was google "fleet foxes suck" because ... they do. Meh.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03803304938203186854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-19529715947791909262019-04-29T08:32:16.792-07:002019-04-29T08:32:16.792-07:00lol saltlol saltPugLover1212https://www.blogger.com/profile/01472956891229377906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-36015930096500908682017-08-07T12:50:17.354-07:002017-08-07T12:50:17.354-07:00I think this blogger goes far too easy on Fleet Fo...I think this blogger goes far too easy on Fleet Foxes. Imagine a roomful of first-year acoustic guitar students, each playing a different song at the same time. Add echo effect. Next, imagine a homeless guy is in the basement singing Gregorian Chant directly into a pillow while being neutered. Add echo effect to that too. Next, overlay massage parlor music with people whispering unintelligibly -- add echo and chorus effects liberally. Next, layer in sporadic percussion via bongo-drumming monkey with drained batteries. Add chorus and more echo effects. Now listen -- I mean really LISTEN, man! -- while having someone run a cheese grater down your back. Lather, rinse, repeat. Now you've got a vague notion of what it's like to make it through a Fleet Foxes album.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-12736065011798602152017-06-12T04:58:54.749-07:002017-06-12T04:58:54.749-07:00You, Sir, are a God damn breath of fresh air. Whi...You, Sir, are a God damn breath of fresh air. Which is much needed after the fart trail these shitbags fill the music scene with. Spot fucking on.Fashionable Rapehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10701931815144843866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-34884857576170011572014-03-12T19:25:43.769-07:002014-03-12T19:25:43.769-07:00You should seriously kill yourself. You hate the F...You should seriously kill yourself. You hate the Fleet Foxes, Pink Floyd, And The Beatles..... Clint Eastwood would tell you to shut the fuck up. You're a fucking disgrace.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01289122370877990026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-42126280458500111542012-11-10T03:08:36.391-08:002012-11-10T03:08:36.391-08:00It's so funny to read the super personalized f...It's so funny to read the super personalized feedback eg. "I pray for your soul" haha and "missed guitar lessons" haha, trust me, you don't need guitar lessons to dress like a bunch of fucking clowns and play music for the masses, you just need balls. Just like Sex Pistols and KISS and ABBA, music for the masses, nothing to it other than mass appeal, and balls. In my opinion, even Bieber has balls because he's in the spotlight forced to act like a fucking clown to maintain his popularity. That's what I want to believe, i.e. that he's not a cyborg Ken doll for the year 3030. I don't know where I'm going with this. I ended up on this blog after reading a quote of Liam Cormier's (lead singer Cancer Bats) where he goes on to describe his new found appreciation for acts such as FF. REALLY>!?!?! please say it isn't soooKataklysmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06645597825063873430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-17297035080304933042012-06-13T06:08:52.570-07:002012-06-13T06:08:52.570-07:00I like you.I like you.Merodakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03534034180633217185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-39777013504936167992012-03-01T20:57:02.597-08:002012-03-01T20:57:02.597-08:00Yeah, sure they're an ugly bunch of hobbits, b...Yeah, sure they're an ugly bunch of hobbits, but Bon Iver could make them all run up a tree.Rip van Winklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16430807571825446870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-15985222893911203552011-08-02T06:25:40.814-07:002011-08-02T06:25:40.814-07:00GOddamn that's funny, I actually like this ban...GOddamn that's funny, I actually like this band too but the gay lumberjacks and the attached picture made me laugh my ass off!lmrdjm275https://www.blogger.com/profile/12785911048537201967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-88102044344218086602011-07-26T23:04:57.231-07:002011-07-26T23:04:57.231-07:00Somebody obviously didn't finish guitar lesson...Somebody obviously didn't finish guitar lessons, jealous much?Jakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17888947780317520339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-42666356061915303492011-07-02T07:47:30.794-07:002011-07-02T07:47:30.794-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13891700411181720066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-26978186492040586792011-06-28T10:39:45.257-07:002011-06-28T10:39:45.257-07:00well done sir--I made the mistake of buying their ...well done sir--I made the mistake of buying their album and I have hated myself ever since. Your rant has given me solace and joy. It is comforting to have irrefutable evidence that this band sucks and I can stop trying to enjoy their crappy music.Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06191242150621129484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-10121342317889456512011-05-09T10:35:02.646-07:002011-05-09T10:35:02.646-07:00You're really ignorant. I pray for your soul. ...You're really ignorant. I pray for your soul. Your rant deserves nothing more than those two comments.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07604368076644764849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-16128512556388915922011-05-06T17:54:54.873-07:002011-05-06T17:54:54.873-07:00Great Rant. The Music Scene is so terrible these d...Great Rant. The Music Scene is so terrible these days that the delusional children that support the industry will pay for anything the mainstream media tells them...<br /><br />Fleet Foxes are ridiculous boring emo trash...The may use multiple instruments in their songs but the "foxes" must do this to hide the limited range of diversity in their limited song structures. <br /><br />Brittany Spears has more diversity in her song structure than these redundant repetitive pseudo intellectual turds...Mr.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17175088228805876303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-62298900526782044372011-04-17T06:32:53.414-07:002011-04-17T06:32:53.414-07:00Yeah dude, Jade's right. You're an idiot. ...Yeah dude, Jade's right. You're an idiot. Big time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-65849768674508863392011-04-15T11:33:13.769-07:002011-04-15T11:33:13.769-07:00I would be extremely interested to know what kind ...I would be extremely interested to know what kind of music you DO like. The only thing I got out of this was that YOU suck balls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com