tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post633950683492132835..comments2024-01-17T14:49:45.625-08:00Comments on Get off my Lawn Kid: Bands That Suck Balls: DASHBOARD CONFESSIONALBagzzzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00990996422277984562noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-12112644571998934712020-03-16T01:13:38.237-07:002020-03-16T01:13:38.237-07:00As reported by Stanford Medical, It is really the ...As reported by Stanford Medical, It is really the ONLY reason this country's women get to live 10 years longer and weigh an average of 19 KG lighter than us.<br /> <br />(And actually, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with genetics or some hard exercise and EVERYTHING related to <b>"HOW"</b> they are eating.)<br /><br />P.S, I said <b>"HOW"</b>, and not "what"...<br /><br /><b><a href="http://syntaxlinks.com/click/?b=6003063722737416881&p=480865416363967586&a=8&c=5&s=82e63ad768fcde43d1a1018a6b8d7449" rel="nofollow">TAP on this link</a></b> to see if this quick quiz can help you decipher your real weight loss potentialAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11986278845542362873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-82183602926058395132017-08-01T02:11:56.731-07:002017-08-01T02:11:56.731-07:00I live in rural tennessee and every tom and hairy ...I live in rural tennessee and every tom and hairy dick wears plaid shirts and trucker hats. Its either that or a wife beater and a trucker hat. Its the southern hick uniform. <br /><br />That said, this band is the worst. <br /><br />Shit like this and the decemberists reminds me of part of a rap lyric by el-p:<br />"Teenage poetry, martyrs without causes."BENGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05958165304876350774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-43182856740727951152016-11-16T17:13:53.344-08:002016-11-16T17:13:53.344-08:00Are you paying more than $5 / pack of cigs? I'...Are you paying <b>more than $5 / pack of cigs?</b> I'm buying all my cigarettes from <b><a href="http://cigarettes.syntaxlinks.com/r/DutyFreeDepot" rel="nofollow">Duty Free Depot</a></b> and this saves me over <b>50%</b> on cigarettes.Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07287821785570247118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-67762208195526690302014-03-12T21:10:33.815-07:002014-03-12T21:10:33.815-07:00I seriously HATE cock-sucking Dashboard Confession...I seriously HATE cock-sucking Dashboard Confessional...No really! I'd rather be forced to live as a farmer over having to listen to the garbage they call music! I mean seriously! -_- The following quote was probably an actual event which resulted in the band's lame-ass name..."There is absolutely nothing rock & roll at all about either a "dashboard" or a "confessional," unless we're talking about doing lines off the dashboard of your convertible while confessing to the bassist that you're banging his girlfriend."<br /><br />Now to me, I am pretty sure this guy and his band are okay with cheating. WELL I'M NOT!!!!! I say bring Carole King over to their house and have her ass-rape the aforementioned girlfriend with a barbed wire dildo!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-44933297791348916952011-08-09T14:25:13.421-07:002011-08-09T14:25:13.421-07:00"Lemmy" is crotch cheeze when it comes t..."Lemmy" is crotch cheeze when it comes to talent vs DC. You need to quit cleaning out you ear wax with your drill press. The air is just whooshing through up there...I.M. Kulardenuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00814804415459873592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-2287105776129327202011-05-14T13:30:52.305-07:002011-05-14T13:30:52.305-07:00Good pick. Talk about big time pusses. There oug...Good pick. Talk about big time pusses. There ought to be a law that requires someone to get a permit before they can play music. If these dickasses went to the board for approval they would most certainly get a "pus" stamp which would disqualify them from touching a guitar, appearing in public with gay clothing, and talking.Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08402684996043015689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8290900913414076199.post-81396274714582290992011-05-06T08:02:30.189-07:002011-05-06T08:02:30.189-07:00Though you're correct that Dashboard is a scre...Though you're correct that Dashboard is a scream-O pansy band, you've gotta watch his unplugged before you bash his talent. And by talent I mean his abibity to pull pussy at any moment without warning. What's more manly than that? On another note you missed one of his rad lines; "...breathing is a foreign task, And thinking's just too much to ask, and you're measuring your minutes by a clock thats blinking eights." This is clearly about coming off of an all day/night coke binge where you just can't sleep. Something rock stars, as well as disheveled professionals partake in regularly in America.Jeremyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02226525859192714908noreply@blogger.com